I Don't Believe You

This is the first of my "I Don't Believe You" segments. These posts will examine all sorts of things I come across in my daily life. I will analyze each situation and tell you who is decieving you and how. AND whether or not you should care. Before I get started... I know I said it but... what kind phrase is "daily life"? Think about it. It sounds like a bunch of B.S. to me. Why do you need the word "daily"? I apologize.

Names That Simply MUST Be Fake:

Billy Crystal::: Not only can this not be his real name, but he looks kind of wierd too ... so thats two strikes
Danny Dang::: While his name is clearly fake, this poker player is foriegn and therefore incapable of rational thought. He probably doesn't even realize that his name is made up. So we will just go ahead and pin this one on the man
Joe Montana::: Yeah ... Joe Montana ... suuuure
An Tran(another poker player)::: Again ... foriegn... ALSO: Any name that rhymes is fake ... write that down
Wade Boggs::: Are you kidding me???? Wade Boggs? ... Come on
Dick Trickle::: Well this guy races NASCAR so it doesn't matter anyway. There is no one paying attention to Dick Trickle who deserves to be warned about the fact that they are being lied to.