10 Things I Look Foward To About Being Old:
* When some young smartass starts talking to me, I probably won't hear him.
* Grumbling about the way things used to be
* Grumbling in general seems like it would be fun
* Always having an excuse to do nothing at all
* People won't hold it against me too much if sometimes when they're talking I just stop paying attention
* Being issued a driving liscense even though it is clear that, because of continuing loss of reaction time and clarity of thought, I cannot be expected to safely operate a motor vehicle
* Driving the wrong way down a one way street and honking at oncoming cars
* Trying to get a youngster to listen to me
* Forgetting what I was gonna say once I finally get someone to listen to me
* Mah Jong
* Grumbling about the way things used to be
* Grumbling in general seems like it would be fun
* Always having an excuse to do nothing at all
* People won't hold it against me too much if sometimes when they're talking I just stop paying attention
* Being issued a driving liscense even though it is clear that, because of continuing loss of reaction time and clarity of thought, I cannot be expected to safely operate a motor vehicle
* Driving the wrong way down a one way street and honking at oncoming cars
* Trying to get a youngster to listen to me
* Forgetting what I was gonna say once I finally get someone to listen to me
* Mah Jong
posted by The Person at 9:10 AM
4 Comments:
Quality Entertainment!! ha ha
Don't forget the ten fold increase in crotchitness and the enjoyment of always chewing even if there is no food involved.
HAHAHA!
I think Kisinger might be Robert S. due to his old cell phone greeting message. Not sure.
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