The End of an Era

I met these two hotties at ABC's Telethon for the Eradication of Back Fat. The long time spokesmen for the fundraiser had recently become spokespersons. This, despite being quite a step up in the industry, garnered them no extra pay. Enraged over this, the ladies had decided to quit at the conclusion of the telethon. Needless to say, I felt very lucky to be able to meet them during this, thier swan song. Unfortunatly they were in no mood to shmooz with an over-eager fan. They signed my chest and I was sent on my way.