A Conversation Between George Bush and a Close Advisor

Advisor: So, Mr. President, what are your plans after your term comes up?
Bush: When is that?
Advisor: Uh... about a year and a half.
Bush: Really? ... well I guess I'll be president again.
Advisor: Ah no sir you can't do that.
Bush: I'm George Bush
Advisor: uh... yes sir
Bush: So I can do anything I want. I'm the president.
Advisor: Well actually, sir, you are restricted to two terms as president.
Bush: Whaaaa?
Advisor: Checks and balances sir.
Bush: That's a bunch of hooey
Advisor: well....
Bush: Can't we just bomb them?
Advisor: Uhh ... bomb who sir?
Bush: who ever
Advisor: umm...
Bush: America!
Advisor: (silence)
Bush: Lets bomb America! ...Yeeeah!
Advisor: your approval ratings are already....
( Bush interupts)
Bush: I mean business!
Advisor: ... right
Bush: So lets keep bombing them till they like me.
Advisor: that can't be our response to everything sir.
Bush: Why not god damnit... I'm the president.
Advisor: I quit
Bush: I'll bomb you too.