9 people that need to shut the hell up.
Rush Limbaugh: Yeah the extreme religious right sounds just like "normal, regular people". Way to be redundant and wrong in the same sentence Rush. Go pop some pills and cut yourself.
John Riggins: No the Redskins aren't doing a lot with a little. They're doing a little with a little and they aren't going to represent the NFC in anything except maybe mediocracy.
People who don't like "Family Guy": It's the best show on television period. I don't need to cite any evidence. Shut the hell up.
Steven A. Smith: We get it. You are an intelligent black man. Stop doing that thing with your eyebrows. It makes you look constipated not perpetually inquisitive... which is the same look that someone who never quite gets it gives by the way. Don't sell yourself short. Be black. Be proud. Stop making faces with your face.
People who stand outside of grocery stores or hang around parks trying to push jesus on you: You think what you think. I think what I think. We are both wrong. Shut the hell up.
Drunk guys at the bar who want to start a conversation with EVERYONE: You are at the bar alone and you are completely hammered. Please don't attempt to make contact with anyone except your bartender to get a cab out of there. No one wants to listen to your stupid fucking comments and opinions even if they could understand them in the first place. Also, the best way to avoid spitting on the person you are talking to is to SHUT THE HELL UP.
The lady that works in the little convenience store at the smallest gas station in town: Yeah, your life sucks... but still that doesn't change the fact that you need to ring my shit up quietly. What makes you think I care that Ray didn't pay your half sister back that $6.25 that he owed her and now she is taking it out on you? Tell Ray and your half sister to get into grandma's HoverRound and wheel themselves into the Grand Canyon. You can't join them though. You gotta bag my shit up.
Dennis Miller: Write a joke that isn't that funny and then use a thesaurus to change each word of the joke to its synonym with the most syllables. That's awesome... some people get it and aren't really that amused. The rest (most) only pretend to get it. The latter is where his fan base comes from. Congratulations, you suck. Shut the hell up.
Everyone: Shut the hell up.
John Riggins: No the Redskins aren't doing a lot with a little. They're doing a little with a little and they aren't going to represent the NFC in anything except maybe mediocracy.
People who don't like "Family Guy": It's the best show on television period. I don't need to cite any evidence. Shut the hell up.
Steven A. Smith: We get it. You are an intelligent black man. Stop doing that thing with your eyebrows. It makes you look constipated not perpetually inquisitive... which is the same look that someone who never quite gets it gives by the way. Don't sell yourself short. Be black. Be proud. Stop making faces with your face.
People who stand outside of grocery stores or hang around parks trying to push jesus on you: You think what you think. I think what I think. We are both wrong. Shut the hell up.
Drunk guys at the bar who want to start a conversation with EVERYONE: You are at the bar alone and you are completely hammered. Please don't attempt to make contact with anyone except your bartender to get a cab out of there. No one wants to listen to your stupid fucking comments and opinions even if they could understand them in the first place. Also, the best way to avoid spitting on the person you are talking to is to SHUT THE HELL UP.
The lady that works in the little convenience store at the smallest gas station in town: Yeah, your life sucks... but still that doesn't change the fact that you need to ring my shit up quietly. What makes you think I care that Ray didn't pay your half sister back that $6.25 that he owed her and now she is taking it out on you? Tell Ray and your half sister to get into grandma's HoverRound and wheel themselves into the Grand Canyon. You can't join them though. You gotta bag my shit up.
Dennis Miller: Write a joke that isn't that funny and then use a thesaurus to change each word of the joke to its synonym with the most syllables. That's awesome... some people get it and aren't really that amused. The rest (most) only pretend to get it. The latter is where his fan base comes from. Congratulations, you suck. Shut the hell up.
Everyone: Shut the hell up.
posted by The Person at 9:27 PM
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People who post Blogs full of CRAP:
Why do you have to fill up my day reading complete nonsense. Only sick and twisted individuals are able to produce such profound crap and only a few with more demented capacities are able to understand and agree with them. Do you even take the time to read your own posts? Obviously not!!! If you did then you would tell yourself to shut the "F" up.
I love hate mail.
That was actually pretty damn funny. "Stop making faces with your face."
Are you two criticizing my objection for annoying blog-holes complaining about CRAP. It's a natural tendency for primates to get angered by pointless consumptions of time. If you put a monkey in a cage after a while it will start flinging Sh!t across the room at you. I can't wait to see the faces your face will be making then. Primate POO on you!
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Just for the record the Redskins and the Steelers made it equally far in the playoffs.
I think you're brilliant!
You made me laugh until I peed a little.
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