Just An Idea

Helo ever e badee. Frum now on I wuz thinking uv tiping evreething lyke this. I thaut thet it myte b mowr fun this wae. Sow unles i git enee ubjekchuns thin i myte just du sow. Imajin if evreewon tiped lyke this. Hay! it cood b lyke a seekret coad or sumthing. oh kay! That iz it... frum now on wenever I hav sumthing importent two sae, iyle tipe it lyke this. Just in cays thu man iz lisening. Dam thu man! Oh kay! Kwik chaynj uv subject... Hear iz en updayt: Mye feat r soar. I think itz frum al thu wauking. U noe, that iz how "walking" shood ree lee bee speld.... WAUKING. It sownz lyke it luks if u spel it lyke that. "Walking" iz thu gye thet selz thu mosed walz at thu wal stoor. He sez " Iyme thu Wal King".
U wana noe a seekret? I think I ahmeuze mae self moor thin iye ahmeuze eneewon els. U wach... thu neckst three daez... winever I think uv thu Wal King iyme gunna laf mae ars offfff. Wuz it eeven that funee? Probly not. LOL... know know ... itz hillaireeus. Oh kay, wel iyme offff foaks. C yu neckst tyme.