Fore!

We should put all of the rapists and murderers and child molesters on a driving range. Spread out evenly on these golf courses, the criminals will be attached to a chain allowing them no more then 5 feet of manuvering room. I feel that people who have never hit golf balls in thier life will flock to these locations. We could bump up the cost of a bucket of balls by about 125%. Then as a special feature we could sell photographs of thier best shots. Kind of like how they do on roller coasters. A moment of impact sort of thing... you know? At night when the courses close the criminals will just be left there. And when one criminal dies from repeated bludgening his body will eventually decompose and provide phospherous and other nutrients for the soil of the surrounding area, reducing the cost of grounds upkeep. The plan would reduce the cost of housing criminals and create immense amounts of revenue for the state through record sales of balls. The only demographic that will factor out of this great equation would be the professional golfers. They will likely find that the driving ranges will throw off thier game as sucsess on these courses will require an acurate line drive rather then the usual pop-fly. Unless state officials and lenders contact me about this, it will sadly stay a mere idea.