A Retraction

I formally retract my apology regarding the Sandra Bernhardt issue. My critics made me doubt myslef and fall into the clutches of Jesus and the "moral majority". Thankfully my most respected critic, P. Horatio Filibuster ( www.shazanigans.blogspot.com), informed me that the post in question could possibly be my best work yet. In an email P. Horatio said "Your critics are morons, and you can quote me on that."
So I did. And to those critics I say this: Instead of thinking it wasn't that funny, you should look inside yourselves and find what it is in your make-up that has you think it wasn't funny... and fix it. That's right, humor is no longer subjective. P. Horatio and I have been dissecting the nature of funny and deciding what is and what is not funny for almost 2 decades. So from now on you can just defer to one of us. Thank you. No ... wait ... You're welcome.