The Persons Date With Sandra Bernhardt

JOINED IN PROGRESS......

Sandra: ... yeah so I said to her "Look, I don't sign autographs when I'm drunk"
The Person: Yeah, so should we order?
Sandra: Well what's the rush? You got a hot date or something?
( Sandra cackles annoyingly)
The Person: Ha. Right. Look I'm just saying you should glance at the menu because they don't just bring a trough by for us to feed from...
( Sandra makes an annoying face)
The Person: I'm not saying that because you look like a horse or anything, I just.....
Sandra: No no! I know.
The Person: Right.
Sandra: I think I'll just have a salad.
The Person: Of course... So have you ever thought about wearing turtle necks full time?
Sandra: Huh?
The Person: Oh ... do you ... are you going for the whole adams apple look or...
Sandra: I'm having lots of fun ... we should definatley hook up you know? We should go out again.
The Person: Well since you're paying...
( the waiter interupts)
Waiter: Hello folks I'll be your .... wow! Hey are you Christopher Walken? I loved you in Sleepy Hollow!
The Person: No. Haha. No, this is Sandra Bernhardt. Sandra this is our waiter.
Sandra: Hey... I just want a salad.
(The waiter takes the Persons order as well and exits)
Sandra: So what do you think? Do you wanna do this again soon?
The Person: Well... we'll have to think of something to do that covers your.... hmm
Sandra: what?
The Person: Have you ever gone fencing?
Sandra: Huh?
The Person: Nevermind I can't do this.
Sandra: What's wrong?