Just An Idea

Helo ever e badee. Frum now on I wuz thinking uv tiping evreething lyke this. I thaut thet it myte b mowr fun this wae. Sow unles i git enee ubjekchuns thin i myte just du sow. Imajin if evreewon tiped lyke this. Hay! it cood b lyke a seekret coad or sumthing. oh kay! That iz it... frum now on wenever I hav sumthing importent two sae, iyle tipe it lyke this. Just in cays thu man iz lisening. Dam thu man! Oh kay! Kwik chaynj uv subject... Hear iz en updayt: Mye feat r soar. I think itz frum al thu wauking. U noe, that iz how "walking" shood ree lee bee speld.... WAUKING. It sownz lyke it luks if u spel it lyke that. "Walking" iz thu gye thet selz thu mosed walz at thu wal stoor. He sez " Iyme thu Wal King".
U wana noe a seekret? I think I ahmeuze mae self moor thin iye ahmeuze eneewon els. U wach... thu neckst three daez... winever I think uv thu Wal King iyme gunna laf mae ars offfff. Wuz it eeven that funee? Probly not. LOL... know know ... itz hillaireeus. Oh kay, wel iyme offff foaks. C yu neckst tyme.

A Public Anouncment

I object to many peoples item selection methods in grocery stores. For anyone that reaches to the back of the shelf for the product they want, please stop. The fresher items are put in the back of the shelf to ensure that the older items are sold before the newer ones... Those are the ones that I want. Leave them alone.